Posted: Nov 25, 2017
Christmas in Key West

​Ahhh - Key West for Christmas.  No galoshes. No gloves.  No wool hats yanked hard down ‘round red ears, shoulders pinched together and pointed into a bracing wind. Our breeze carries the scent of the sea, not shards of ice.  Riding a bike through the hidden alleys and lanes of Old Town to my favorite neighborhood haunts and eateries makes me happy and hungry just thinking about it. A Key West Christmas has festivities for kids and for grownups. On land and at sea. Free and for fee. But what festivities will there be, where and when?  You have a hotel or guesthouse to stay in but now what.  Ahhh - what indeed!

MARC House Christmas Tree

 

When it comes to Christmas Trees, Key West couldn't be farther from the source.  Many Key Westers decorate their palm trees, poinciana and other outdoor trees.  But what about inside?  A great place to buy Christmas Trees, plants and wreaths is the MARC House of Key West.  If you're more interested in a table top tree, then the annual Keys Federal ReMARCable Table Top Christmas Tree auction on Tuesday, November 28th is best.  Twenty beautiful trees, completely decorated, wrapped and ready to go will be auctioned.  Great time.  Great cause.

 

The Monroe Association for ReMARCable Citizens is a non-profit agency that serves adults within Monroe County who have developmental disabilities.  All purchases are tax deductibe.

 

 

 

Christmas in Paradise

 

December 2 - Nothing says Christmas like a parade!  Every year the Key West Christmas Parade glides through Key West beginning at Bayview Park down Truman Avenue to Duval Street.  Music, floats, school bands with majorettes and sports cars aglow with lights and Christmas cheer!  City streets are lined with friends, familes and well-wishers tossing candy and munching treats.  Small town fun for everyone.

 

December 6 - The Key West Lighted Bike Parade benefits Wesley House Family Services and begins and ends at Bayview Park. The Ride starts at 7pm.  Holiday all a-glow!!

 

December 9 - For those of you who with an urge to burn a few calories prior to your holiday feasting there is the TriKW Sprint and Olympic Triathalon.  Register online or call 954.213.6699 for info.

 

 

 

December 8 & 15  - In its 15th year, the Holiday Historic Fest Inn Tour features ten Old Town guesthouses; five different inns on each evening, from 6 - 8 pm. Tickets are required and can be purchased by calling the Lodging office at 305.296.4959 or at keystix.com. Trolley transportation is provided and food and drink will be at each Inn.  Of note, you can begin your tour at any guesthouse as the trolley runs continuous from guesthouse to guesthouse.

 

  1. Dec 8 - La Te Da, Wicker House, Weatherstation Inn, Southwinds and La Mer & Dewey House
  2. Dec 15 - Avalon Inn, Mermaid and Alligator, Gardens Hotel, Island City House and Key West Butterfly

 

This an Excellent opportunity to see some of the best Guesthouses and B&B's in Key West.

 

 

 

Boat Parade Schooner Wharf

 

December 9 - the 27th Annual Schooner Wharf Bar & Galley Lighted Boat Parade will be held on Saturday, December 9th at 8:00 p.m. in the Key West Bight and Harbor.  Kayaks, the US Coast Guard and mighty sailing ships vye for prizes and bragging rights.  Arrrgggh me mateys!


And if the hair of the dog still beckons, prizes will be given to the winners the following evening, December 10th.


The Gerald Adams Elementary School Steel Your Heart Band kicks off the festivities at 6:00 p.m. with a set of holiday tunes and standards on stage at Schooner Wharf. Also, the Boys and Girls Club of the Keys has an exciting prize booth along the Harbor Walk. Spin to Win!

 

B'nai Zion Key West

 

 

December 12 - 20 - Hanukkah.  Key West is home to one of Florida’s oldest Jewish communities – with Jews settling here when the City was incorporated in 1832. The first Key West Congregation, B’nai Zion was founded in 1887 and is located at 750 United St.  A latke and salmon feast is held the first night - YUM!

 

 

St. Mary Star of the Sea

 

 

 

December 25 - Christmas is here!  Gifts and food and drink and joy to the world.  But hey! What are we really celebrating?! There are many beautiful churches in Key West, many dating to the turn of the (last) century.  Find one. Give thanks and wish a stranger a Merry Christmas. 

 

My church is a 160+ year old cornerstone of faith and charity in Key West - the Basilica of St. Mary Star of the Sea.  Please call 305.294.1018, #1 for a schedule of Masses.

 

 

 

 

Old Island Restoration Foundation

 

 

December 27 & 28 - The Old Island Restoration Foundation will be hosting its 58th Annual House Tour.  Each tour consists of 4 or 5 different houses with other tour dates also in January, February and March 2018. This is a great chance to see behind the walls of some of Key West's great homes and conch cottages and view the ecletic treasures captured by the travels, lifestyles and imaginations of Key Westers.

 

Tickets can be purchased here, so take this opportunity to see unique treasures not found in mass media magazines and obnoxious TV shows.

 

 

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December 31 - Nope, not done yet.  One more parade, the Pooches Promenade, aka the 13th Annual Key West Dachshund Walk.  Its a weiner wonderland!!  Beginning around noon at the corner of Whitehead and Fleming streets in front of the Courthouse in Key West's historic downtown, there'll be a "short" walk from the 400 block of Fleming Street, along the 500 block of Duval Street along the entire one-block length of Appelrouth Lane.

 

Proof positive dogs are a ga-gillion dollar industry.

 

Rockets red glare

 

 

December 31 - OK Now.  Three places to blow out New Years Eve

 

First,  the lowering of the pirate wench from the mast of a tall ship at the Schooner Wharf Bar.

Second, the lowering of a giant manmade conch from the top of Sloppy Joe's Bar. 

And Third, female impersonator Sushi is lowered from the top of the New Orleans/Bourbon St. Pub. 

 

Not sure if fireworks will rocket from White St. pier.  Hopefully so.  Have a good time.  Remember the Navy pilots creed when partying hardy - always party with a Buddy.  Otherwise - solo, loaded and late into the early morn could turn your good time into shine-ola.

 

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Enjoy!